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Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids

Author: Sandy Silverthorne
Publsiher: Revell
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2018-08-21
ISBN 10: 1493414054
ISBN 13: 9781493414055
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Any kid can be a comedian with a little help from award-winning author/illustrator Sandy Silverthorne's Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids. Perfect for kids ages 6-12, this zany collection of one-liners (Did you hear about the missing barber? Police are combing the city.), knock-knock jokes (Knock, Knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza nice guy, don't you think?), riddles (What's red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.), puns, and funny lists represents some of the world's best clean humor. Add in the author's hilarious illustrations and cartoons, and kids will get hours of fun with the kind of laughs that make milk come out your nose--that is, if you're drinking milk while you read!

More Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids

Author: Sandy Silverthorne
Publsiher: Revell
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2019-08-06
ISBN 10: 1493417797
ISBN 13: 9781493417797
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL
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Did you hear about the guy who stole a trunk full of rubber bands? He was put away for a long stretch! Last night I slept in a ten-foot bed. That's a lot of bunk! Knock knock. Who's there? Dots? Dots who? Dots for me to know and you to find out! Full of wacky illustrations, hilarious jokes, and crazy tongue twisters--'Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager!'--More Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids promises hours of good clean fun and all-out belly laughs for kids ages 6-8. Perfect for lazy Sunday afternoons, long car or plane rides, and any time you need a laugh!

Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids

Author: Rob Elliott
Publsiher: Revell
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2010-08-01
ISBN 10: 0800788036
ISBN 13: 9780800788032
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Presents a collection of jokes for young readers, including one liners, knock knock jokes, and tongue twisters.

Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Author: Rob Elliott
Publsiher: Baker Books
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2013-06-15
ISBN 10: 144124302X
ISBN 13: 9781441243027
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now This new book from Rob Elliott is poised to reach and even surpass the more than 165,000 copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids.

Made You Laugh

Author: Sandy Silverthorne
Publsiher: Revell
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2020-08-18
ISBN 10: 1493423282
ISBN 13: 9781493423286
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

What do you get when you take tons of hilarious one-liners, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters, then add dozens of hilarious illustrations? Sandy Silverthorne's latest joke book! This crazy-fun, fully illustrated book is filled with the best clean humor around. Jokes like What do you call a flock of sheep rolling down a hill? A lamb-slide! Knock, knock Who's there? Ammonia. Ammonia who? Ammonia little kid. How should I know? I'm terrified of elevators so I'm taking steps to avoid them. Get ready for hours of fun making your friends laugh, making your family laugh, but mostly making yourself laugh! Ideal for kids ages 6-12.

The Laugh a Day Book of Bloopers Quotes Good Clean Jokes

Author: Jim Kraus
Publsiher: Baker Books
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2012-01-01
ISBN 10: 0800720865
ISBN 13: 9780800720865
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL
The Laugh a Day Book of Bloopers Quotes Good Clean Jokes Book Review:

A 365-day humor collection: each day includes a joke, a wacky church bulletin blooper, and a humorous quote.

Really Bad Dad Jokes

Author: Joe Kerz
Publsiher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2019-05-28
ISBN 10: 1631585150
ISBN 13: 9781631585159
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Bring out the groans with Really Bad Dad Jokes! Do you enjoy making puns about the most random things you can think of? Do you enjoy inducing embarrassment and eye-rolling from your family? Do you often crack yourself up with your own jokes? Then Really Bad Dad Jokes is for you! In this follow-up to Dad Jokes, you’ll find a multitude of the ultimate dad jokes, such as: If prisoners could take their own mug shots, would they be called cellfies? Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. . . but catscan! What did one plate say to the other? “Lunch is on me!” What does a martial arts expert drink? Kara-tea And many, many more! With over 400 unbearably funny puns, quips, and one-liners, Really Bad Dad Jokes is your secret to mastering one of the most groanworthy arts of being a dad.

Now That s Funny

Author: Sandy Silverthorne
Publsiher: Revell
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2021-08-10
ISBN 10: 9780800737672
ISBN 13: 0800737679
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

I keep telling people about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness. Where do young chickens go on vacation? Chick-ago! Knock, knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who? Okay, W-H-O. Packed full of one-liners, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and hilarious cartoons, Now That's Funny is the latest illustrated collection from jokester Sandy Silverthorne. Get ready for hours of making your friends, your family, and most of all yourself laugh with good, clean humor for kids of all ages!

Cracking Jokes

Author: Alan Dundes
Publsiher: Quid Pro Books
Total Pages: 198
Release: 2017-01-19
ISBN 10: 1610273621
ISBN 13: 9781610273626
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2

Author: Carole P Roman
Publsiher: Rockridge Press
Total Pages: 329
Release: 2020-08-04
ISBN 10: 9781647396039
ISBN 13: 1647396034
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL
The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 Book Review:

800+ More silly jokes for kids to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2--the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend--or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore--Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images--LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!--In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2!

Amazing Tips to Make You Smarter

Author: Sandy Silverthorne
Publsiher: Harvest House Publishers
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2016
ISBN 10: 0736964673
ISBN 13: 9780736964678
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Loaded with fun, offbeat trivia and Sandy Silverthorne's hilarious cartoons, this book will make you smarter and much more fun to be around. Who wouldn't want to hear which two first-world countries haven't signed a treaty to end WWII or where the phrase 'a blue moon' came from?

I Crack Myself Up

Author: Tracy Arbaugh Worrix
Publsiher: Anonim
Total Pages: 94
Release: 2012-10-01
ISBN 10: 9781478719229
ISBN 13: 1478719222
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

I figured it out! The chicken crossed the road to get away from the stupid rooster! I once asked a friend what her kittens name was and she replied; Free to good home! Time for bed! I plan on dreaming of paying all my bills with good checks! One time my mother made me so furious! So ?Ǫ I sent my teenagers to stay with her for awhile! My kids begged me for a pot belly pig. I said; 'NO! I already had one and divorced it!Growing up I read anything funny I could get my hands on. I would follow my family members around reading jokes and funny stories. My dad still tells me I only crack myself up! I live to find the funny moments in life and make others laugh out loud.

Side Splitting Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Author: Bob Phillips
Publsiher: Harvest House Publishers
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2012
ISBN 10: 0736948368
ISBN 13: 9780736948364
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL
Side Splitting Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Book Review:

Presents a collection of knock-knock jokes arranged by such topics as 'Don't kick the door in,' 'Knock yourself silly,' and 'The doorbell is broken'.

You Can Draw Bible Stories for Kids

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Author: Sandy Silverthorne
Publsiher: Harvest House Publishers
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2014-02-01
ISBN 10: 0736955011
ISBN 13: 9780736955010
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Would you like to help the children in your life make a deeper connection with God through the Bible? Professional actor and illustrator Sandy Silverthorne provides short and often humorous accounts that will grab kids’ attention and keep them engaged in some of the greatest stories of the Bible. But more than that, this book shows young readers, ages 7 to 11, how to easily create their own illustrations. As they practice the simple, step-by-step instructions drawing various Bible characters, animals, and other objects, they will interact with each story, in a way that makes it personal and memorable.

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The Awesome Book About God for Kids

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Author: Sandy Silverthorne,A.A. Braatz
Publsiher: Harvest House Publishers
Total Pages: 160
Release: 2013-08-01
ISBN 10: 0736951601
ISBN 13: 9780736951609
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Kids ages eight to eleven will love these thoroughly up-to-date retellings of stories from the Bible. Each one highlights an important aspect of God’s nature, including... God is my defender and protector (Daniel in the lions’ den). God is the best listener (Hannah’s prayer). God wants to know me personally (Jesus and Zacchaeus). With delightful cartoon drawings on nearly every page and a brief application after each story, this collection is perfect for young readers to enjoy on their own or with adults by their side.

A Crack Up at the Race Riots

Author: Harmony Korine
Publsiher: Anonim
Total Pages: 172
Release: 2013
ISBN 10: 9781937112103
ISBN 13: 1937112101
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

This reprinting of Korine's first novel presents fragments of a portrait in multimedia: print, photographs, drawings, news clippings, handwriting, a poem, attempted diagrams, clip art; but mostly text, including hard-luck stories, off-and-on-colour jokes, script-scraps, found letters, free rhymes, drug flashbacks and other scenes, exploring the world of show-biz with feet set lightly in the black humours of the real ol' world. This excretion of the danglers of public life would make William Burroughs sigh and turn the page, at least.

Joke tionary Jokes

Author: Thomas Nelson
Publsiher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2019-07-23
ISBN 10: 140021663X
ISBN 13: 9781400216635
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL

Joke-tionary Jokes will have your children giggling as they read and share hundreds of good, clean, and hilarious jokes. Get ready for some funny family time! Your children will want to share with friends and family the jokes they find in Joke-tionary. Chock-full of more than 444 jokes accompanied by humorous illustrations, this book will help your kids grow their confidence as they tell jokes to friends and family. Each title in the Knock-Knock Rocks series includes a special knock-knock section. From silly puns to knock-knock jokes, the fun doesn't end!

Jokes for Kids 101 Funny Jokes for 7 Year Olds

Author: Sir Benson Funnyworth
Publsiher: Anonim
Total Pages: 58
Release: 2018-11-21
ISBN 10: 9781790153336
ISBN 13: 1790153336
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL
Jokes for Kids 101 Funny Jokes for 7 Year Olds Book Review:

Looking for a fun way for your 7 year old to enjoy reading? No more listening to kids made up 'jokes' No more lame jokes from Christmas crackers For the future comedian in the family, who loves to make people laugh, this book has it all. Corny jokes. Silly one-liners. Good groaners. Clever puns. They'll be telling jokes to friends and family for hours! All jokes age appropriate - no offensive jokes or ones which go over their head like other books... Warning: Laughter is contagious ...so you might even find yourself cracking up! Fresh, clean fun for the whole family! So if you're looking for a great gift or stocking filler, scroll up and click 'add to cart' today! P.S. Primary/Elementary School Teachers - these books are a great way to reward good classroom behavior P.P.S. Telling jokes and making others laugh is proven to increase a child's confidence

Reader s Digest Fun Jokes for Funny Kids

Author: Reader's Digest
Publsiher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2019-07-02
ISBN 10: 1621454398
ISBN 13: 9781621454397
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL
Reader s Digest Fun Jokes for Funny Kids Book Review:

Where does a king keep his armies?... ...In his sleevies! Do you have a budding comedian on your hands? Loaded with Knock Knock jokes, riddles, one-liners, tongue twisters and puns, Fun Jokes for Funny Kids will give them hours of new material that will keep kids ages 6-12 rolling in laughter. Knock Knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters and puns guaranteed to make your kids (and you) laugh out loud. Also includes illustrations and cartoons for extra giggles. Knock Knock. ...Who's there? Boo hoo! ...Boo hoo who? Aww, don't cry--it's just a joke! Knock Knock. ...Who's there? Olive. ...Olive who? Olive you and I don't care who knows it! What do you call an old snowman? ...Water! Which dinosaur knew the most words? ...The thesaurus! What do you call a fish with no eyes? ...fsh! What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! How do turtles talk to each other? By using shell phones! Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed! Why did the spider go to the computer? To check his web site. Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.

Belly Laugh Funniest Grossest Jokes for Kids

Author: Sky Pony Press
Publsiher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2019-03-19
ISBN 10: 1510743251
ISBN 13: 9781510743250
Language: EN, FR, DE, ES & NL
Belly Laugh Funniest Grossest Jokes for Kids Book Review:

A hilarious collection of 350 unique gross jokes, complete with hysterical illustrations and a laugh noise button! How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look a bit flushed! Belly Laugh Funniest, Grossest Jokes for Kids is full of hilarious and disgusting fun! From snappy one-liners to hilarious puns, this collection is complete with 350 jokes for kids and is complemented by sidesplitting line drawings. Perfect for long car rides, rainy days, and hanging out with friends, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home. For kids ages five and up, this book is perfect for home, school, or really anywhere! Also included is a laughing-sound button for added entertainment!

Knock, knock, ginger (also known as knock down ginger, ding dong ditch, chap door run, chappies, knock knock, zoom zoom and numerous variants) is a prank or game dating back to 19th-century England, or possibly the earlier Cornish traditional holiday of Nickanan Night.[dubious] The game is played by children in many cultures. It involves knocking on the front door (or ringing the doorbell) of a victim, then running away before the door can be answered.[1]

The name knock down ginger or knocky door ginger, used in parts of Southern England, comes from an English poem:

Ginger, Ginger broke a winder
Hit the winda – crack!
The baker came out to give 'im a clout
And landed on his back.[2][better source needed]

Name variations[edit]

Knock-knock

The game in various forms is known by different names geographically, including the following:

  • Knock Out Ginger (South Wales)[3]
  • Knock a door run (away) (northern England)[4]
  • Black and White Rabbit (northern England)
  • Ding dong ditch,[5] Nicky nicky nine doors[6] (United States, Canada)
  • Chicky melly[7][8] chap-door-run,[9] chappy, chappies[10] (Scotland)
  • Knock and run[11]
  • Knick knack (Ireland)[12]
  • Cherry knocking (United Kingdom, late 20th century)[13][14]
  • Ring and run,[15]Nigger knocking[16] (United States)
  • Belletje trekken (Netherlands), belleke trek (Flanders)[17]
  • Knock and nash (Cumbria, United Kingdom)[18]
  • Knick Knocking (Australia)[19]
  • Tok-tokkie (South Africa)[20]
  • Sonne-Décriss (Québec)[21]
  • Rín-Rín-Raja (Chile)[22]
  • Bell-Twei (Bell means 'Ding' and Twei means 'run' in Korean) (South Korea)[23]

Legality[edit]

Victims of this prank are not likely to call the police, but if they decide to, the prankster can face charges of trespassing and disturbing the peace. In England and Wales, trespassing is a civil matter rather than a criminal one, and the police will not compile a case for a victim. However, under the Town Police Clauses Act 1847, it is a criminal offence to 'wilfully and wantonly disturb any inhabitant, by pulling or ringing any door bell, or knocking at any door' punishable with up to 14 days' imprisonment.[24][25] In Scotland, although the Land Reform (Scotland) Act 2003 establishes universal access rights, the so-called 'right to roam' is only permitted where the privacy of others is respected. Such errant behaviour could be regarded as the Scottish common law criminal offence of 'malicious mischief'.

Michael Bishop, a 56-year-old man in Louisville, Kentucky, shot at a group of children playing ding dong ditch at his house on 13 June 2011. A 12-year-old boy was hit in the back with a shotgun blast and 'the boy was taken to Kosair Children's Hospital with what police call non-life-threatening injuries'. The shooter was charged with attempted murder.[5] On 8 December 2015, his final day in office, outgoing Kentucky governor Steve Beshear issued 197 pardons,[26] including a pardon for Michael Bishop.[27]

A 14-year-old Oklahoma teenager, Cole Peyton, was shot in the back and arm while playing 'ding dong ditch' in the early hours of New Year's Day of 2016.[28][29]

See also[edit]

References[edit]

  1. ^Opie, Iona Archibald; Opie, Peter (2001). The Lore and Language of Schoolchildren. ISBN9780940322691. Retrieved 9 September 2012.
  2. ^John MacKay Shaw (1967). Childhood in poetry. Retrieved 8 December 2016.
  3. ^'Kevin Brennan MP'.
  4. ^'Prank'.
  5. ^ abDaniel Kemp (14 June 2011). 'Police: Boy Playing Ding-Dong Ditch Shot in Back'. Wlky.com. Archived from the original on 23 March 2012. Retrieved 9 September 2012.
  6. ^'nicky nicky nine doors', Dictionary.com, Oakland, CA, United States, retrieved 16 January 2011
  7. ^Black, Claire. 'Interview: Sue Lawrence, home cook'. The Scotsman. Retrieved 31 August 2011.
  8. ^'Dictionary of the Scots Language :: SND :: Chickie-mellie n. comb'.
  9. ^'Dictionary of the Scots Language :: SND :: Chap v.1'. www.dsl.ac.uk.
  10. ^Williams, Craig. 'Article: Remembering Two Man Hunt, Chappy and the other games Glasgow kids played on the streets, Glasgow Live'. Retrieved 10 June 2019.
  11. ^Ltd, Not Panicking. 'h2g2 - Knocking on Doors - a How-to Guide - Edited Entry'.
  12. ^http://www.dailyedge.ie/dublin-granny-knick-knack-2535061-Jan2016/
  13. ^'Cherry-knocking turns to theft of OAPs' doorbells'. Gloucestershire Echo. 5 June 2012. Archived from the original on 1 July 2013. Retrieved 30 June 2013.
  14. ^Country Doctor. Constable & Robinson Ltd. 7 February 2013. ISBN9781472107992. Retrieved 30 June 2013.
  15. ^Clough, Alexandra (23 February 2010). 'Family of boy shot and killed during ring-and-run prank near Boca may never see settlement after shooter files bankruptcy'. The Palm Beach Post. Retrieved 10 April 2012.
  16. ^Gary Alan Fine. 'Pre-Adolescent Male Slang V'. University of Minnesota. Retrieved 20 March 2020.
  17. ^Belletje trekken, Retrieved 2015-11-02[better source needed]
  18. ^''Knock and nash' nuisance'. Cwherald.com. 29 February 2008. Retrieved 27 March 2016.
  19. ^Johnstone, Eloise (13 September 2012). 'Clowning around can end in tears'. Bendigo Advertiser. Retrieved 27 February 2020.
  20. ^'tok-tokkie | Definition of tok-tokkie in English by Oxford Dictionaries'. Oxford Dictionaries | English. Retrieved 16 November 2018.
  21. ^'Stupidshow.com: on joue à sonne-décriss'. La Presse. 2 May 2007. Retrieved 9 July 2019.
  22. ^'Diccionario Chileno / Definición de: Rin-rin raja'. Diccionario Chileno. 4 January 2019. Retrieved 4 January 2019.
  23. ^'Definition of Bell-Twei in Korean'. NAVER Dictionary. 15 April 2019. Retrieved 15 April 2019.
  24. ^'Town Police Clauses Act 1847'. Legislation.gov.uk. Retrieved 9 September 2012.
  25. ^Forsyth County, Georgia, USA is very strict on trespassing, and Disturbing the Peace and 'Ding Dong Ditch' (their version of this) is considered a crime in that county, and the fine is $100.
  26. ^'Gov. Beshear's 197 pardons include Louisville man charged with shooting 12-year-old boy in 2011'. wrdb.com. 8 December 2015. Retrieved 9 December 2015.
  27. ^'Victim's family 'outraged' after man who shot 12-year-old boy is pardoned'. wrdb.com. 8 December 2015. Retrieved 9 December 2015.
  28. ^Whigham, Nick. 'Cole Peyton shooting, Obama forces through gun control'. news.com.au. Retrieved 18 December 2018.
  29. ^Blakinger, Keri (2 January 2016). 'Oklahoma honor student, 14, shot in the back while playing 'ding dong ditch' - NY Daily News'. nydailynews.com. Retrieved 18 December 2018.

External links[edit]

Knock Knock Track

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